January 2012
mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
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lerusscat replied to your post: AND I AM NOW USING MISSING e.
what in the world is missing e?
It’s an extension this guy made for tumblr, aka the missing e. It makes tumblr a lot easier to use and has a lot of nifty features. however, it is unofficial and not techincally “supported” by tumblr so the tumblr makers are like “you shouldn’t use this” and everyone...
When the people of tumblr find two people that...
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This time is my favourite of all times, 'cause I...
ssats:
I haven’t showered since last year.
The last time I ate was last year.
I’ve been holding in a poo since last year.
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
December 2011
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AND I AM NOW USING MISSING e.
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I was the brightest of them all: Apparently some... →
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FACT: The term pansexual actually originated as a...
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michele Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michele Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
I want a headcount, guys - reblog if you...
Jerry is a 400 year old vampire. you'd think by...
anomalousandrea:
Reblog with your computer/laptop's name
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tytree:
Oichi
Because it’s black and has a girl voice
Minato it isn`t dead yet HAHA
Toby.
and my tablet’s name is Sheridan
and then we have Mr. Parrot with a Hat
Outrage
because i’m a guilty gear nerd
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swagisme123:
omg wow
jesus kid.
Oh my god he is flawless. Perfect. Asdbxkxkjcjdjcj
oh my god…………….
I love how people act so scandalized when they find out I’m not a natural redhead. You’d think I’d told them I killed their mother or something.
Then again, I can’t help but be flattered that it looks so natural.
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ALL MY TEARS.
sototallyaster:
zombiesinthetardis:
sototallyaster:
Watching the Season 1 Finale and Jenner has them locked in and Carol goes, “I don’t want my daughter to die! Not like this!”
THIS SEASON HURTS TOO MUCH
…why…why…would you post…something like this?
So people can share in on my teaaaaars DDDD:
Watching Season 1 of The Walking Dead.
sototallyaster:
And they’re discussing leaving Jim behind and Shane goes, “Leave a man behind? I don’t know if I can live with that.”
After watching Season 2 this was probably the best line ever and I busted out laughing and my mom- who hasn’t seen the second season- was like, “Wut?”
JUST WAIT MOM.
JUST WAIT.
I’m at this point where I honestly can’t decide if I love tumblr with all of my soul or if I’m getting sick of it.
Because there are awesome, hilarious things on tumblr and some really amazing, intellectual people.
But shit, there’s so much drama. And it’s like, I keep pretty much to myself in fandoms [so as to avoid said drama] and I still get it blasted in my...
I'm not Tumblr famous.
dontreedusthewrongway:
normans-nymphos:
roccothewop:
Getting asks isn’t a regular thing, I still smile when I see Messages (1).
People don’t reblog me ASAP. Sure, I get reblogged 20 or 30 notes, if I’m lucky.
I don’t get asked for pictures of me.
People don’t ask me for requests.
I don’t have alot to offer.
I LOVE every little follower of mine